Death Did Not Part Them

So the most annoying thing about this is that I can totally smell this set up coming at us from a mile away. He is finally going to come clean to Ali that actually his Mom is dead, not still with his Dad.... and she is going to be all like "Aw, that is so sweet, poor you, I TOTALLY understand why you said that. Family is my number one priority ALSO!! OMG!!!"

Then she will giggle, fling her blonde hair extensions over her shoulder, take a sip of wine, get in the hot tub and make out with him.

I agree w/ Grace, he does not deserve brownie points for saying his parents are still together, when actually his Mom passed away. That's just called not being able to think on your feet fast enough.

I recommend he take some improv classes. That really helped me to come up with comments quicker in life.