Revisionist History is Good for You

I would like to start this re-cap off with a grammar lesson called "The Difference Between I and Me.""I" is a SUBJECT. "Me" is an OBJECT.

It is therefore grammatically INCORRECT to say "There's no romance between Britt and I." OMGGGG!!!!! And the reason me is giving this lesson is because they ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS say this on this show over and over and OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!! It is like screeching birds in my ears every time me hear it.

Would you say "It's going to be a great date for I." ??? No!! So why would you say "It's going to be a great date for Emily and I." ?????

Now it's also obviously incorrect grammar to say "Me and Melanie are going to yoga," (Sorry, Mom!!). However, me don't really have a problem with that, because it's OBVIOUSLY wrong and whoever says it obviously is not trying to be pretentious. But when you say "The chemistry between Shawntel and I is amazing," it's annoying on all levels. 1 - you sound like a pretentious prick-a-zoid and B- it's not even correct!!!!!!

Moving right along!!

To Anguilla.The grammatically-challenged Bachelor and Bachelorettes haul @ss to Anguilla. Thankfully Harrison graced us with his presence for this episode and told us that there will be three one on one dates and one group date. No roses will be on the one on one dates, so no pressure there. There WILL however, be a rose on the group date.The first one on one date goes to: Emily!!!!!!!!!! They take a chopper ride over to a stark, deserted, "private" island. But it actually didn't really look like it was that NICE of a private island if you ask me. Like, there was NO SHADE on it. I mean, I think I got sunburned just watching it on TV.So I think that there is no chemistry between these two. Sorry!!!!!! But I just REALLY do NOT see it. Brad says that he still feels nervous and tongue-tied around Emily. Well, honestly, I don't think that's a good sign. I mean, yes it's good to have butterflies in your lungs around someone and be all excited about them. But feeling nervous and like you can't quite say the right thing??? Yeah, no. In the end, I just don't think that's good. You should feel at ease and like you just want to keep talking about things and touching their arm.

On the flip side, I really don't think Emily is that into Brad either. I really get the vibe from her that she KNOWS she could basically have any man she wants. She does not seem nervous or excited about Brad AT ALL to me. I don't think she knows she could have any man in a SNOTTY way. I do believe she is nice and sweet. But she really could have about any guy and I think she just is used to that and isn't worried about Brad. Clearly she has NO TROUBLE finding someone to date.Now Grace, I know that you think Emily is super-boring and I agree with you. However, I REALLY am hoping for her to Be The Next Bachelorette. She is pretty and she is from Charlotte. I love it when she says "Home to Charlotte." I love the way she says it and it makes me want to hop a plane and go there ASAP. It would be really cool to have a Bachelorette from Charlotte.Anyway, Brad and "Em" have dinner on the beach and have some conversation about whether or not Brad would get to meet her daughter if she got a hometown date. It was extremely confusing and I have no idea what in the hell they were talking about. Clearly it was edited into oblivion. Brad then does the most dramatic thing in Bachelor history, which is to tell her that she IS getting a rose at the next rose ceremony. Apparently, he tells her that so she will feel comfortable and decide to let him meet her daughter. Or something??? I really don't know. I'm over these two as a couple.So the next one on one date goes to: Shawntel, the funeral director. This is nice for her, but pretty bad news for Britt, who STILL has not gotten a one on one date. Shawntel and Brad are going to troll the streets of Anguilla.Shawn greets him with an aggressive kiss, as she always does. Not a good sign for her.

They proceed to go walk through a Farmer's Market and play dominoes with the locals........ ......followed by a picnic of red wine.After that, they go have dinner in a tree house, then get a concert (not a private one, mind you). Afterward they take a dip in the osh and Shawntel shows off her giant back tat.I'm not really sure about Shawntel + Brad, to be honest. There is something about Shawntel I can't quite put my finger on. Maybe it's that they really haven't explained WHY she is a funeral director??? I mean, aside from that being the family business or wanting to make piles of money, there really is no normal reason to choose such a profession.Now as some of you may have noticed, I trolled over to Reality Steve to promote my blog. But while I was there I did NOT read his spoilers. A little post did catch my eye, even though I didn't try to get too into it, but he was saying something about Shawntel has some sister who's all hot and a stripper or bartender or posed in a calendar or something. I don't know. But it kind of weirded me out. Like it made me feel like Shawntel is being a funeral director as a publicity stunt or something. But I really don't know. I also kind of feel like she just might be a genuinely odd but harmless person. Can't tell!!!Regarding her and Brad.... I really do feel like he seems to enjoy her company and have a good time with her. It feels pretty cliche to say "Oh, I think they have a friend vibe." But.... I think I do feel that way. And again, like apparently MOST of the ladies, I'm not positively sure how into Brad Shawntel is.......I can't quite figure this pairing out, I'll be honest.......Anyway, the final one on one date goes to... Britt, FINALLY. She applies her Bonne Bell chap stick, then Brad comes and takes her away in a yacht. They sail over to a rock and then jump off a dangerous cliff. They swim around for a little bit, then go sit on the beach and have an awkward conversation.

Basically there is nothing there... no chemistry. And that's not my opinion, that's straight from the mouth of B-dub. He feels NOTHING for her, even though they are sitting in the most romantic spot on the globe. He just doesn't have a desire to reach over and kiss her. Yeah, bad news.They swim back to the yacht to go have dinner anyways. I guess we all have to eat, as they say. This was pretty cringe-worthy, since we all knew what was coming. Of course to make it even worse for us, they had Britt say over and over how glad and free she was knowing that she didn't have to worry about a rose tonight.After a few sips of wine, Brad drops the bombshell: I'm just not that into you. He was able to say this a little bit nicer than he has said to the other girls. Instead of saying "I'm not physically into you," he at least threw her a bone and said "We're not physically into each other." So that was nice.Britt tried one last desperate attempt, "Well, I am willing to give it time." But Brad shut her down. "Sorry babe, I am NOT going to string anyone along THIS time on The Bachelor. Peace out and please watch your step."So then Britt got thrown off the yacht and had to paddle back to shore on a sad little life boat.

At the mansion, just to make everything even MORE awkward, all the other ladies were shouting "Yay, Britt is back!!! I am so glad you are back, Britt, it is just not the same without you here. Welcome home! Yay!!"

Therefore, it was even more dramatic, when Britt was like, "Yeah, actually I'm packing my bags." Then she goes "It just isn't there for us." Now I don't know whether they edited out this conversation or what, but she made it sound like it was some sort of mutual thing.... which I personally find hilarious. He totally dumped her, but now she is making it sound like she might have dumped him.

I think that's a pretty good strategy to have in life... revise your personal history into whatever makes you feel best. Hahahaha!!!!

And I just have one final parting thought for Britt: cut your hair.

Sorry. Britt seems nice and sweet and I feel bad for her. She seemed to know she was doomed all along, but still just had to go through the date anyway. So I wish her the best. Maybe now she can go eat some of that food she writes about food about which she writes. (Close call, Stace).Next up is a scandalous group date where Brad takes Chantal, Michelle and Ashley to the beach to pose for Playboy or Sports Illustrated or something where they pop their tops off. Sigh. UGH, I'm getting tired of writing this. This date was a bit tiresome and also quite interesting at the same time.Ok, so they all roll around in the sand with their tops off. Ashley laments her lack of boobs, then puts some conch shells on them.Michelle decides that in lieu of taking her top off, she will make out with Brad in the wet sand. This makes Chantal and Ashley feel sad, insecure and jealous.After this pornographic photo shoot, they go have a pool party. Ashley and Chantal have hardcore withdrawn and are sullen and depressed. Michelle is..... Michelle.

And Brad is just "MISERABLE." Ugh. He needs to chill out, for one thing. Anyway, he takes them each aside and has some tedious one on one time with each of them alone. He now feels guilty for getting so carried away and caught up in the public make out session with Michelle on the beach.

He tells Michelle that he thinks they are too much alike and that in a relationship, they would just end up going around and around. The physical attraction would wear off and they would then just be at war all the time. Well obviously this is true. I guess the only news here is that it took him this long to figure it out. But then again, I guess in actuality not as much time as passed since he met her as we are led to believe.

He then takes Ashley aside for a second time, and she keeps saying "You are scaring me babe, you are scaring me, babe." She says that approximately one thousand times. So, I think that is a really bad sign for her!!!!!!!!!!! That is her gut telling her that this is NOT RIGHT. Why would you want to be with someone who made you feel that way???? Who when they pull you aside, instead of thinking that he has some nice pleasant surprise for you, that he is about to bomb your heart instead?????

Now, you might be thinking that she just feels this way because of the situation that they are in -- him dating a pile of women on The Bachelor. But that isn't true!!! Emily doesn't feel that way, she knows she can get another man if need be. Chantal doesn't feel that way either. She "loves" him. She seems to have more of a sense of zen about the whole thing. Bottom line is: I really think Ashley should NOT choose and/or worry about being with someone who makes her feel so insecure and unhappy and nervous all the time.

Anyway, the whole little pull aside bit was so that Brad could give her the rose anyway. Now she's all relieved, etc. But it's still not worth it. I would just never want to be with someone who made me feel that worried.

Of course, things are only going to get worse for Brad. Now that Ashley has the rose, Chantal is extremely hurt. She can't help it, she is now crying. Brad tries to take her away to talk to her, but she won't go. So instead Ashley and Michelle step away. I liked how Chantal wouldn't go away and talk with him. Good!! Why should she?? He hurt her by giving the rose to Ashley, so she is right to stew in her misery for a hot minute... rather than rushing to go reassure Brad that she "understands" and "is okay with it."

Anyway, I'm kind of not sure what to make of Brad and Chantal either. I think they might be good together??? Did anyone else notice the part on the beach where Brad was like "So, have your feelings changed....... ????" Like totally fishing and leading her on to say that she loves him again. I found that pretty interesting. Obviously he LIKES her saying that then. It doesn't freak him out, etc, otherwise he wouldn't have basically asked her to say it again.

I'm not entirely sure what to make of Chantal for "loving" him. She seems grounded somewhat, other than that odd declaration..... Really, I just don't know.Later that night (or the next day or sometime later), the women all gather around the pool for a rose ceremony.

Brad however has other plans in mind. He requests to have a conversation with Chris Harrison with Ashley's boob conchs sitting on the coffee table. Brad tells Chris that he already KNOWS whom he is sending home tonight and therefore doesn't want to bother with the facade of a cocktail party. Chris asks him if he REALLY means that, and Brad assures him that he does.
Harrison goes and breaks the news to the ladies that there will be no cocktail party, only a rose ceremony.

They go to the beach and Brad gives everyone a rose besides Michelle. I was surprised and amused by Michelle's exit. She refused to say ANYTHING. Hahahaha!! It really was pretty funny. Brad was like "Can I have your hand?" And she is like, "Uh, no," as he was walking her out.He was like "Do you want to talk?" And she is like "Uh, no."

Then she got into the limo and STILL refused to say anything. That part is what amused me the most. It made me wonder how long the producers drove her around the city, trying to get her to talk. Sort of like a torture situation, but funny. I bet they drove for hours and hours and she just sat there. She finally laid down defiantly and eventually the producers gave up... the only usable footage they got was her laying down.I wonder if we will see her at the Women Tell All.

As for next week, I am extremely excited to see a hometown date in Charlotte, since that is also my home town. I am also excited to see the funeral director's hometown date. I forgot who the other two women were already. Hopefully next week should end up being a pretty good ep!!!

Yours in the Single Life,
Julie Julie

Happy Valentine's Day!!

So, I really held out hope right up until 11:59 PM that I might get a boyfriend in time for Valentine's Day. Unfortunately, it's 12:17 AM on February 14th and I am still single.

Oh well, maybe next year. In the meantime, let's hope Brad has had better luck.... maybe he's off celebrating w/ whoever he picks in a secret bunker hidden somewhere in the canyons of Los Angeles. Very romantic.

Anyway, I hope you all have the most dramatic Valentine's Day in Valentine's Day history!!!

-- Julie Julie

Camp Bachelor!!!

Uhhhhh.... so where is our host, Chris Harrison??? How in the hell am I supposed to know how many one on one, two on one and/or group dates I can look forward to in this episode without the likes of Harrison to tell me?? Wow!! Mollie, no you are NOT the only one who has noticed Harrison's diminished role in this show!! Does he think he is now too big for The Bachelor? Does The Bachelor think it's too big for Harrison??? Either way, I don't like it.We DID see him in the previews of what's coming up on this episode... that's right... Harrison reduced to a preview: "Prepare to continue this romantic journey.... with Brad... in Costa Rica." But that's IT... not another word from him. So, should the girls make the most of their time w/Camp Counselor Brad or not? Are things only going to get more dramatic... the most dramatic in Bachelor history?? How am I supposed to know if Harrison doesn't specify???Anyway, Brad takes a solo cruise in a chopper above the landscape of Costa Rica, contemplating how much he has changed and how READY he is to fall in love. He mentally pats himself on the back for being so VULNERABLE and almost comes to tears thinking about how much progress he has made. The last time that he was the Bachelor, he was NOT vested in any of the girls by this point, but NOW he is invested in all eight of them!

Meanwhile all eight of the young ladies in whom [that's right, Stacy, no dangling prepositions in this blog!!!] he is vested fly steerage class to Costa Rica for a "romantic" getaway that felt very much to me like a group of seventh graders going to Leadership Camp over Spring Break.Upon their arrival they check into some luxurious hotel and see a volcano off in the distance... a volcano that represents their explosive love for Brad. In the foreground, on the balcony below stands Counselor Brad who tells his little campers to come down and join him.
Seriously you guys... I really did get a very camp-y vibe on this vaca. It really felt like Brad was the hot male camp counselor that all the little teeny-bopper girls are in love with. I guess that's always a fun scenario...??? Especially when he actually DOES make out and get w/ the young campers??? Hmmm..... or it sounds like the beginning of a Lifetime drama.....I think ABC sensed this vibe as well and that is why they decided to put the "women's" ages back on screen.First date is a one on one that goes to: Chantal O!!!

She is super excited.... and Michelle is MAD. If Brad wants Chantal, then he is NOT the guy for her. Michelle fantasizes about Chantal getting attacked by monkeys or apes.Chan packs up her hot pink luggage once again. She stuffs her Coach^TM purse into that suitcase and drags it to the door in case she does NOT get a rose on this date. B-dub comes and picks her up and whisks her off in his private chopper.He tells us that he is really worried about her dramatic streak. Last time, when they were in Vegas, she was crying yet again... and he's not really into drama. He wants a woman to simply respect and obey him at all times and to keep her own wants and needs running a distant second to his.So, I really am feeling like Brad is starting to come off meaner and meaner as the season wears on. Or like not necessarily MEAN, but more selfish and clueless. I mean, I guess if that's who he is deep down, then he is doing a good job of being true to himself and letting the women/us see who he really is. Like he has at this point told several women NOT to freak out anymore and to just hang in there and trust him. Clearly he is going to "break" everyone's "heart" except for maybe one person, so asking people to trust him and their connection and not to have emotional break-downs is basically asking them to all believe in a lie.Anyway, Brad takes Chantal onto a zip-wire in the hopes of recapturing the spark they once had.... a few days ago.

It starts raining on them... which is a TOTAL analogy for real life, in which it also rains.

The whole zip-lining thing didn't really do much for me. My Dad built us a zip-line in the back yard from our tree house when we were little. All the neighborhood kids were sooooooo jealous of us. As for zip-lining across a deadly canyon, not really my style. I would be extremely scared, because basically if you died or were maimed, the producers would probably be happy because it would only be good for ratings. So your safety really isn't on anyone's priority list.
Afterwards they go off and have a picnic by the river... and it starts to rain on them AGAIN. Brad seizes this golden opportunity to lure Chantal back up to his suite... "because of the rain." HAHAHAHA!!!! Watch your back, Chantal. It's all just a pretense to get you into his bed. But apparently she can't see that, because she for some unknown reason thinks she should change into his shirt...????Chantal is actually kind of starting to annoy me. I mean, yes she is really pretty. But I'm just getting tired of her whole "I was married for ten years and don't know *anything* about dating" story. "I'm ready to get back out there and ready to fall in love!" Try DATING for ten years, Chantal and then tell me how you feel...Brad chastises Chantal for getting emotional and crying in Vegas before finally bestowing the rose upon her.Incoming: GROUP DATE CARD!!! "Love springs eternal, Jackie, Michelle, Emily, Ashley, Shawntel and Britt." Apparently that means Alli will get the last one on one date.... I wouldn't know since Harrison didn't tell me what dates are coming. This also means that Britt is now the only one who has not had a one on one date. Poor Britt. She only gets the rose on the group date after Brad tells everyone that he changed his mind and wasn't going to give it to his original choice -- Ashley. And now she is the only one who hasn't had a one on one date. And Chantal is off on her SECOND one on one date, so yeah, I'd say the case is pretty hopeless for Britt by this point. Same for Alli really, because if he's waited this long for a date, he's really not interested. Sorry, but there's no coming back from such a slow start!!
So the ladies pack into Camp Bachelor bus and go meet Brad to repel off a waterfall. Yikes!!! Again, NOT my idea of a good time!! So Jackie declares that she is TERRIFIED of heights... which I am as well. And to comfort her, Brad tells her about the time that he and Michelle repelled off a giant building in Los Angeles. HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Can you imagine??? You are terrified of climbing down a waterfall and the guy you're trying to impress tries to calm you down by talking about some hot date he had with another chick!!! Hahahahaaa harsh!!Meanwhile Michelle is *PISSED* because she made a pact with Brad on HER one on one date NEVER to repel down ANYTHING ever again with ANYONE else.
Anyway, everyone scales her way down the fall. Michelle is the last one left and she tells Brad how angry she is with him for breaking their pact and punches him several times.Brad was like "You're mad?" with this super eager and excited look of joy and anticipation on his face. Like he was EXCITED about the drama she was about to create. I don't know... I think he wants her bad. It's really weird.
So Brad and Michelle go down the water fall together and later they all mingle around the camp fire hot springs for the group date after party.Brad starts pulling the ladies aside one by one and having "alone" time with them and the camera crew. He starts getting all worked up saying how emotional everything is and how the night is awkward and not going well. To me, nothing really looked awkward... I think he was MAKING things awkward. Personally, I thought everyone else was up for a good time, but he was just taking this whole "finding a wife" business too seriously or something.First he took Jackie aside and told her how proud of her he was.... uhhh.... ok. Not sure that is exactly what a girl wants to hear on a date??? "I had a lovely evening with you tonight Julie. And I'm so proud of you." More like "You looked hawt in that repelling gear." Clearly their romance has ended.Then he takes Emily aside and she tells him that she sabotages all the good relationships in her life before diving into the springs like a siren. Wait, does she sabotage all her relationships or do all the guys run because they can't handle her story??? Which is it???
So I think that Emily knows that all men love her and is really used to it. That's really the vibe I'm getting from her lately. I do believe that she is genuinely nice and all that. But she does not really seem nervous AT ALL about Brad giving her a rose or not. I think she knows that she could basically have her choice from any man and just generally isn't too worried or caught up in Brad being THE ONE for her. I actually really don't think she's that into him.Finally Michelle and Brad have some hot springs alone time together and Michelle launches into a typical angry and jealous tirade. She goes ON about Chantal and how Brad just wanted to have a sexy date with her. Then Brad gets all defensive saying "Bottom line, I don't like you questioning my decisions." HAHAHAHA!!!! Seriously, he said that!!! Listen close, it was kind of edited and talk over, but he really did say that!!!!!!!!!!! Actually maybe he said that later when she sneaked into his hotel room. But he did say that. I really felt like she was pushing his limits and that he was going to snap and finally send her home.Like I think he enjoys her tormenting and "playing" with him, etc, but that she is NOT wife material. She is the kind of girl that MAYBE you are really questioning whether you should break up with her or not... but then when you finally DO break up with her, she goes completely APE SHIZ CRAZY and her true colors come out, and then you are like "OMG.... thank GOD I broke up with that kind of crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Uhmmmm but just as I was thinking all that, Brad brushes it all aside and makes out with her.Finally, because of how "awkward" and "tense" and "uncomfortable" this date was, he declares that he will NOT be handing out a rose tonight. He needs to be ONE HUNDRED percent sure in his decision... and he needs some more time to really think about the meaning behind this rose.

I really do think he's showing how selfish, etc, he is by this point. It's not really crossing his mind much that any of the women might not be interested in him.

Ok, so now it's time for Brad and Alli's one on one date. They go caving!! Which is an analogy for... hmmmmm maybe I won't go there.
I felt bad for Alli on this date. She seemed really game and sweet.. but she HAD to know she was doomed deep down. I mean, he waited this long for a date, it's pretty hopeless.In the cave, they saw some gross bugs and bats. Then they went and had dinner. Poor Alli, she REALLY dug her grave on this one. After Brad professed his love for big-city living, she then goes "Yeah..... I really don't see myself living in a big city. I mean, people think they are such big shots for living in a big city, but really it's just inconvenient." HAHAHAHA!!!! Either she is REALLY being true to herself or she is just too dumb to fake it for a man!!! Hahahaaa!!!! I guess it's really a good thing either way.THEN she proceeds to talk about the reason her previous relationship ended: basically she just wasn't that into the dude. In a cruel twist of fate, Brad then uses her own words against her and declares that that is EXACTLY how he feels about HER, which is why he won't be giving her the rose tonight. But that happened AFTER she went out of her way to declare that she WAS falling for Brad. Ouch... too bad she had the chance to slip that in there... would have been better if he could have just dumped her first.

And now we see Brad being kind of mean again, I thought. So as she is sitting there and crying and wanting to drag out the break up talk (as everyone does), he is like "Well... uhm, guess I gotta walk you out now."Like basically, you're dumped, time for me to move on. Selfish!

After the stress of having to break up with yet another hot woman (oh poor Brad), he just needs some time to unwind and be alone in his bungalow. Thank GAWD he didn't call that damn therapist of his. Probably Chris Harrison reads my blog and had them edit the therapist scenes out.Just as Brad is settling in to really marinate in his misery, there is an ominous knock at the door. It is none other than Psycho Michelle, come to question his decisions and demand more of his time and attention.I thought that this conversation was going to go really badly... it really seemed like Brad just wanted to be alone and stew. So I was really surprised when he was like "Oh, I'm glad to see you." I don't think that he WAS really glad to see her or anything.... actually I don't know what his problem is.
I feel like it's really obvious that their relationship is just "fun." I mean, it's not MY idea of fun to get punched and be angry and have fights all the time... but Brad apparently seems to love it. But obviously when it comes to actually talking about real and serious things, there is NOTHING there. On a "real" level, all she does is stress him out and pull him in a million directions <---- he specifically said that!!!!!!!!!!

So really WHY is he even still keeping her around??? Actually... I think maybe I just answered my own question. He probably just wants to have an overnight date with her. Yikes. That is GROSS.

Anyway, his problem, not mine. Cocktail Party!!!!!!! Brad shows up in a horrible mood. I know, poor guy, right??!!!!! Eight inappropriately young, hot women all fighting over him on a tropical getaway funded by ABC..... AGAIN. Can't a guy catch a break?? :(
Let's see.... so "Em," as he now calls her, pulls him aside and totally back-pedals on the whole "I sabotage relationships" confession.He pulls Michelle aside and puts her in her place with the whole questioning of his judgment. Actually I think maybe this was the part where he channeled his inner Pavelka and told her to stop "questioning" him. But she also got freaky manipulative with the whole "Brad, you asked me to list off the women you should send home." I mean, really, that was FREAKY how easily she just fell into that manipulation-mode. He should really be RUNNING not walking away from her. And I have to say, I really did think he was DONE with her after this conversation.... (but I thought wrong). There is some boring drama/scandal about Michelle sneaking away to Brad's room the other night and the girls (Chantal) just now finding out about it. Snooze-fest.Shawntel pulls him aside and they seem to have some chill and relaxing silent time. He really does seem to have a good time around her. But the problem I'm seeing there is that I'm not sure how physically into her he is. SHE broke their "silent game" and kissed him and this is NOT the first time she has pounced on him. So I really don't think he's into her that way.Chantal then takes Brad to the bench and professes her undying love to him.... and you guys, tonight is the ONLY night she could do it without any ulterior motives, because she already HAS the rose..................................................................................... ???? Uhmmm... ok??

I just don't even know what to say, other than I don't know of any kind of love you could feel for someone 4 weeks after having met them on a reality TV show. But hey, I guess I'm just cynical like that. Rose Ceremony!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How nice of Chris to fly in for the occasion! When it came down to Jackie and Michelle, I REALLY thought that he was going to send Michelle packing. But he didn't. Instead he sent Jackie home... which kind of worked out better for me anyway, since I really didn't like the Jack at all. Even though Michelle is bad news for Brad, I guess she's still good news for my viewing enjoyment.Jackie's limo ride exit was pretty uneventful... she didn't really seem that torn up about him, which is a good sign for her. She said the standard stuff: what is wrong with me? When will I EVER find true love? This always happens. Maybe I'm just meant to be alone. I really thought he was the one. I think I should have done xyz different.... and so on and so forth. Previews for next week look good. Chantal cries some more... Emily scares Brad some more... and they do a soft core porn video on the beach... ??
Also, all the little "humorous" out takes at the end this season have really been UNDER-whelming to me. Those are usually some of the best parts of the show. Usually they are really funny and actually make me laugh. But this season, they have been pretty stupid and have NOT made me crack a smile at all. I saw what they were trying to do w/ the praying mantis at the end... but I dunno.... I just didn't think it really worked since they didn't really have a good shot of the mantis landing on anyone or anything. So you just couldn't really tell what was happening. I mean, the POV of the mantis spying on their convo was funny, but it didn't pay off well. My advice to them would be to hire ME to produce these funny segments from here on out. Dream job!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yours in the Single Life,
Julie Julie